The local newspaper ran a story about a very short inmate who tried to escape from the penitentiary by climbing down from a third story window, but they received many complaints. Apparently, people found it to be a little con descending.
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This is clearly a case of arrested development.
05/19/2022
† Rated by Pun God on 05/21/2022: .063
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He was dwarfed by the prison guard !
10/10/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 10/11/2021: .188
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The officer lit a match under him,making the escapee con fused
09/01/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 09/02/2021: .134
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That little jailbird is going right back into his little cage!
08/15/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 08/15/2021: .116
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I don't know who runs that paper, but they should do us all a favor and cut off his circulation.
08/12/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 08/13/2021: .123
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Clearly they were short sighted.
07/18/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 07/18/2021: .167
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Bill Shortz, that was awful. We're going to have to add a "Groan ..." button! :-)
07/11/2021
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The story wasn't very "noose-worthy".
07/11/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 07/11/2021: .069
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I guess he was at the end of his rope.
07/11/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 07/11/2021: .127
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Touché, Sally Bear! We see what you did there.
07/11/2021
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Maybe he couldn't stand run-on sentences.
07/11/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 07/11/2021: .254
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I warden do that!
07/06/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 07/07/2021: .105
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