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They asked the farmer what he thought about while he was milking his cow, and he looked up from his stool and shrugged, "Oh, you know, ... just this, that, and the udder."
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Roy Rogers
I've seen some bad ones, but this is a dairy, dairy bad groaner.
07/24/2023
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Rated by Pun God on 07/24/2023:
.117
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Anthony Becker
Milking the cows gave the farmer a lot of time to ruminate.
05/23/2022
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Rated by Pun God on 05/23/2022:
.098
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Kool Kat
At least he's not lactose intolerant.
07/18/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 07/19/2021:
.212
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Silva Gore
That's a latte to be thinking about!
05/24/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 05/25/2021:
.140
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Marcus Macdonald
Udderly without cows.
05/24/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021:
.163
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Bill Shortz
I see some teats-sie flies in that barn!
05/24/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021:
.169
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Roy Rogers
Barn that mother down!
05/24/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 05/25/2021:
.169
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Kool Kat
To err is human, but to forgive is bovine!
05/24/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021:
.322
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