They asked the farmer what he thought about while he was milking his cow, and he looked up from his stool and shrugged, "Oh, you know, ... just this, that, and the udder."
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I've seen some bad ones, but this is a dairy, dairy bad groaner.
07/24/2023
Rated by Pun God on 07/24/2023: .117

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Milking the cows gave the farmer a lot of time to ruminate.
05/23/2022
Rated by Pun God on 05/23/2022: .098

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At least he's not lactose intolerant.
07/18/2021
Rated by Pun God on 07/19/2021: .212

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That's a latte to be thinking about!
05/24/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/25/2021: .140

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Udderly without cows.
05/24/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .163

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I see some teats-sie flies in that barn!
05/24/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .169

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Barn that mother down!
05/24/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/25/2021: .169

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To err is human, but to forgive is bovine!
05/24/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .322

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